Note: Before reading, make sure it’s 7:00-8:30 where you live! Adds maximum impact that way. Sorry I'm an hour late! Had homework to do.
(Also, if you haven’t looked at Fu-Reiji’s DA page before today and have clicked on this journal, keep up not looking up Fu-Reiji until the end! If you’ve already looked him up, then what on earth are you doing here?)
Announcer: To those who haven’t looked at Fu-Reiji’s DA page before this special speech, I suggest you stick around. Anyway…
Introducing… johnnystarlight of Deviantart!
(Cue entrance scene of me entering, with massive crowd cheers)
Hey, how’s the family, Ray? You too, Darren, Joey, Tristan. Yo, you’re lookin’ good, Mr. Crawford!
Simmer down. SIMMER DOWN!
Gentlemen… and ladies. Thank you for joining in. I think it’s time